Friday, March 10, 2017

The Honest Woodcutter

A woodcutter accidentally dropped his axe into a river. Taking pity on him, the deity dived into the water and returned with a golden axe.

Saturday, February 25, 2017

I am going to clean up my friend list

Seen a lot of peoples announcing they are going to clean up their social media friend list. But some of them are offering a chance to stay in friend list by "like' or "comment" in status. wtf?

Saturday, February 18, 2017

Send Nodes Please

When hentai see a pretty girl online, they say "Send Nudes please".

When CG artist see a pretty render online. they say "Send Nodes please".

Nodes is a group of setting for material shader.

Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Getting Enough Rest

Back to work tomorrow after a long break. I was hoping to get enough rest, but I feel more tired during the holiday season. In the end, I believe we won't neccessary get enough rest if there is a long break, because we might end up doing more work.

Sunday, January 15, 2017

Hey Bro Haven't Seen You In A While

MLM Friend : Hey bro! Haven't seen you in a while!

Me : Yeah! Wassup dude?

MLM Friend : So what are you up to nowadays? Let's talk about your dream!

Me : Oh, I am trying to work on some of my game project

MLM Friend : Cool! I have a plan here that can help you to achieve your dream. You just need to pay $100 and recruit two more members . . .

Me /flip table

Friday, January 6, 2017

New Year's Resolutions

Every year I will set a list of new year's resolutions. Some will be accomplished and a few items on the list will always fail.

Friday, December 30, 2016

Type AT Whoever Pops Up First Owes You A Meal

Type @ whoever pops up first owes you a meal. Saw a lot of these post in facebook recently. I try using my old name, and it is possible that your name will pop up first.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Real Men Have Muscle

Real men have muscle. Are you a real man? Don't worry! Here's an instant 6 pack solution.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016


How can one laugh until their butt fall off?

Saturday, December 17, 2016

I wish everyone would stop smoking

Festive season is around the corner, what do you wish for? If you wish for everyone to stop smoking, it most probably won't work as Santa himself is smoking too.

Santa: "You've been a good boy. What do you wish for Christmas?"

Boy: "I wish everyone would stop smoking."

Santa: "Do you want something else? Like an iphone"