Sunday, January 15, 2017

Hey Bro Haven't Seen You In A While



MLM Friend : Hey bro! Haven't seen you in a while!

Me : Yeah! Wassup dude?

MLM Friend : So what are you up to nowadays? Let's talk about your dream!

Me : Oh, I am trying to work on some of my game project

MLM Friend : Cool! I have a plan here that can help you to achieve your dream. You just need to pay $100 and recruit two more members . . .

Me /flip table

Friday, January 6, 2017

New Year's Resolutions











Every year I will set a list of new year's resolutions. Some will be accomplished and a few items on the list will always fail.

Friday, December 30, 2016

Type AT Whoever Pops Up First Owes You A Meal



Type @ whoever pops up first owes you a meal. Saw a lot of these post in facebook recently. I try using my old name, and it is possible that your name will pop up first.

Thursday, December 22, 2016

Real Men Have Muscle



Real men have muscle. Are you a real man? Don't worry! Here's an instant 6 pack solution.

Wednesday, December 21, 2016

ROFLMAO



How can one laugh until their butt fall off?

Saturday, December 17, 2016

I wish everyone would stop smoking



Festive season is around the corner, what do you wish for? If you wish for everyone to stop smoking, it most probably won't work as Santa himself is smoking too.

Santa: "You've been a good boy. What do you wish for Christmas?"

Boy: "I wish everyone would stop smoking."

Santa: "Do you want something else? Like an iphone"

Tuesday, December 13, 2016

Super Productive Weekend



Every single week, I tell myself I am going to spend the weekend properly and make it a super productive weekend. Most of time, I just end up doing nothing.

Thursday, December 8, 2016

You can't take your money with you when you die



You can't take your money with you when you die. So spend more time with your friends and families. Actually we can't take friendship with us either.

Tuesday, December 6, 2016

Live Everyday Like It's Your Last



I have a feeling it is not the best advice for everyone. At least when it apply to me, I won't be working on any long term projects. But just sit down and enjoy food or spending more time with families.

Saturday, November 26, 2016

Magic Pen



You are granted a magic pen which make everything you draw become real. Maybe I need to practice drawing more incase I was given this pen.