Short circuit in my CRT head
Maybe due to some sort of electrical malfunction in my CRT head, I notice when I was alone and got nothing better to do, I will start talking to myself in my CRT head.
Other people in this Happy Land just day dream, they dream about nice thing and wish that it will happen soon. But I think about bad things, I worry about things that never happen and pray that it will never happen. I ask and answer question myself. I scold myself, I advice myself. Just like talking to some long lost friend. It is just that I don't speak out loud, else I would look like an insane CRT.
I have ask some of the living creatures in Happy Land whether am I crazy. One of them give me the best answer:
"You are unique, dude".